“Apply generously and evenly to face and neck…..”
But first wash your hands thoroughly then wash your face thoroughly.
I had a funny meme for this about a guy touching his face. It was way down in my profile on Facebook so I switched my Reader window over to Facebook and scrolled and scrolled . . . way down until I found it.
I tried to ‘copy and paste’ it but it didn’t work so I clicked back onto the Facebook page BUT inadvertently closed it.
Then, to go back and log out, I closed my WordPress page with my draft.
Now this has gone way past ‘stream of consciousness’. My stream of consciousness quickly went into ‘fuck this’ mode.
My computer is every bit as maddening as my sewing machine. They both get screamed at with very foul language.
In case you are wondering what this seemingly pointless post was about:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “directions.” Find a household cleaner/bottle of shampoo/something in the freezer/anything you can find with instructions on it, then copy down a single direction (just one) on how to use/cook/etc. your chosen thing, and make it the first line or word of your post. Then keep writing whatever comes out.