I knew I’d hit rock bottom when I woke up in the middle of the night in front of the TV with a half-eaten jelly bean still in my mouth.
https://lindaghill.com/2016/05/11/one-liner-wednesday-watch-out/
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Oooh, boy. You’d have to be pretty tired for that to happen! I’ve seen my kids fall asleep mid-mouthful. It’s scary!
I’ve done that!
It’s when you wake up in front of a jelly bean, with a half eaten tv in your mouth, that’s when you need to worry.