What are the top items on your anti-bucket list — those things you never, ever want to do, places you never want to visit, books you never want to read, etc.?
My first thought, right away; every time I see a commercial with one of those huge cruise ships, ten stories high I say, “N.F.W.” I don’t say the letters, I say the words.
The only worse than being on a gigantic cruise ship, being cajoled into gluttony, excess and constant ‘entertainment’ would be to be on a gigantic Disney cruise ship.
The other NFW is those fancy claws that are so popular now. I really hate them. I don’t hate much but I really do hate those long decorated finger nails. I dislike nail polish to begin with and don’t even get me started on toe nail polish but I might possibly wear clear or opalescent for a fancy occasion. I will never wear those fake, decorated talons. Pppffffffft!
I admit I don’t read many books anymore so I wouldn’t waste my time on “Fifty Shades of Grey”. S+M is not for me. I lived with someone who ordered me around so it just pisses me off. Some woman wrote that to make a lot of money and she did. Pppffffft! (spit)
Enough curmudgeon-ing! I’m all infused with Christmas spirit and want to get on with my day off.
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Kick the Bucket.”